Religions of the World

By Christopher R Rice Underground Newz

World Religions: (in no particular order)

TAOISM: Shit Happens

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it

HINDUISM: This shit happened before

ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?

ATHEISM: There is no shit

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit Happens"

AGNOSTICISM: I don't know whether shit happens

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to us?

RASTAFARIANISMLet us smoke the chronic shit

ISLAM: We must blow this shit up

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